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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by panzermk2 » 11 May 2011, 20:46

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by CenCalSplicer » 11 May 2011, 21:34

Any surprise Jay knew the answer? I'm not surprised

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 11 May 2011, 21:40

Actually, that's why I posted it. There was no information where I found the pic & I was curious. Didn't know if it was just a tank missing the barrel or what.


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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by panzermk2 » 12 May 2011, 07:21

Nope it's a rocket propelled giant mortar shell for busting bunkers and it does it very well. They little holes around the barrel are the vents for the rocket motor gas.
Range was 4,600 to 6,000 meters and the shaped-charge round could penetrate up 2.5m (8 feet) of reinforced concrete
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by MrSlippyFist » 12 May 2011, 07:23

Looks like the barrel articulates up to around 75-80 degrees?
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Post by freelienr » 12 May 2011, 08:52

either way it looks awesome in a cartoony way

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by panzermk2 » 12 May 2011, 11:35

MrSlippyFist wrote:Looks like the barrel articulates up to around 75-80 degrees?

Main armament could be traversed by hand 10 degrees to the left and right and elevated from 0 to a maximum of 85 degrees.

In one battle one of these took out 3 Shermans with one shot.
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 12 May 2011, 16:09

Jake?
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Post by f3rr37 » 12 May 2011, 17:21

:lmao:

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Post by Mister Freeze » 13 May 2011, 07:08

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by MrSlippyFist » 13 May 2011, 07:30


Oh that is motherflipping hysterical.
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Post by Cyberfly » 13 May 2011, 08:34

And the pages just keep going.
But my favorite comment was:"Sadly, even this victory likely won't satisfy Vader's critics -- they can't stand that he is black."
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Post by PainKillaX » 13 May 2011, 09:26

That is hilarious!

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Post by CenCalSplicer » 13 May 2011, 11:28

HAHAHAHAHA, good stuff.

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 18 May 2011, 00:46

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by jgreenberg01 » 18 May 2011, 04:48

Sometimes the ad-men actually come up with a good way to grab our attention...

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 18 May 2011, 06:47

jgreenberg01 wrote:Sometimes the ad-men actually come up with a good way to grab our attention...
:drool:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 20 May 2011, 03:11

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There is some debate about it being true but I hope it is :laugh:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Cyberfly » 20 May 2011, 04:55

He slipped off the curb and got hit by a passing bus...
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by flyingirish04 » 20 May 2011, 05:23

:lmao:
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